There Is Danger Ahead. But do Not Be Afraid. For I Am With You, 
Like Breath Itself. Darkness Will Lead to Light. Colour Will Bleed 
Into the Night. Beautiful Colours, the Like of Which You Have Never 
Seen. Let the Dream of Confusion Lead You Into the Virgin Light! 
Be Gone! Be All Seeing, Be Brave.... Be Gone! 

Barbarian: 
I'm Looking 'round Bewildered. 
Is This Some Dark and Evil Jest? 
What Brought Me to This Cursed Keep? 
Perchance Some Crazy Quest? 
Gods Forbid I Am no Coward! 
Pitted Against a Monster, Man, Or Ghost 
I'd Wield My Blade With Crimson Gusto, 
For I Am the Proud Barbarian Host! 

Hippie: 
Hey Dude, You're So Uncool! 
But Hey, That's Alright... 
Like, There's no Need to Get Uptight. 
My Eyes Reflect the Stars 
And a Smile Lights Up My Face 
We're On An Amazing Flight in Space! 

Barbarian: 
I Shook City Walls and Towers! 
Wreaking Havoc in the Streets 
Burned Palaces of Cowardly Kings 
Not a One Stood Up to Me... Fools. 
Bear Bloody Banners in Blazing Skies! 
Brandish Battle Axe and Broadsword! 
Let Drums of Glory Sound Like Thunder! 
Hail Barbaric Warlord!! 

Hippie: 
Hey Dude, You're So Uncool! 
But Hey, That's Alright... 
Like, There's no Need to Get Uptight. 
My Eyes Reflect the Stars 
And a Smile Lights Up My Face 
We're On An Amazing Flight in Space! 

Barbarian: 
I Load My Black Stallion 
With Grim Determination 
I Found a Kingdom 
Where I Chose to Settle Down 
Righteous Men Would Hang Me 
But I've Given Hell to Pay 
Cause Nothing Is As Dangerous 
As a Barbarian Warlord 

I Trained Some of the Minstrel Men 
I Laid This Place Aspears 
For a Barbarian Warlord... 

Native American Woman: 
(Chants)